Great performances

MANNY RAMIREZ:  This man has had one of the most impressive playoff performances I have ever seen.  Every time I would see him at bat, he got a hit.  When he did not get a hit, it was because he was being intentionally walked.

vs. Phillies:  15 at bats 8 hits 7 rbi 7 walks .533 batting avg.

vs. Cubs:  10 at bats 5 hits 3 rbi 4 walks .500 batting avg.

The Dodgers would have been a sub-.500 team without Manny’s half season, so in the words of John Malkovich’s Teddy KGB in Rounders “Pay that man his money!’  Manny can be Manny all day long on my team.

...dreads and all!

JAMAL WILLIAMS:  This beast of a man blew the probowl center of the Patriots, Dan Koppen, about 4 yards back off the line into the running back to make the tackle.  Check it out at the 1:22 mark in the video:

This was the best football play I’ve seen since the Lavar Leap:

POOR PERFORMANCE:  OBAMA AND MCCAIN

I hate when politicians and the media beat an idea into the ground ad nauseum like they did in the debate last night.  Case in point, Joe the Plumber.  Fuck him!  I don’t want to hear another word about this guy.  He is a nobody, so leave him where he may be in Nobodyville USA.  Just like I feel for everyone else from the rotten state of Ohio, Who Cares?

Who Cares? He's probably a Buckeye fan.