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Left or Right?

Apparently, McCain is indeed like Bush because neither knows their left from their right.

This picture is too priceless. Words can not do it justice.

We always knew Bush wasnt "smarter than a 5th grader."

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October 21, 2008 Posted by | Bush, McCain, Politics | Leave a comment

The Value of an Education

Is there something wrong with this picture? 

Educational Background:
 
BARACK OBAMA:
Columbia University – B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
International Relations.
Harvard – Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude
JOE BIDEN:
University of Delaware – B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science
Syracuse University College of Law – Juris Doctor (J.D.)
 Vs
JOHN MCCAIN:
United States Naval Academy – Class rank: 894 of 899
SARAH PALIN:
Hawaii Pacific University – 1 semester
North Idaho College – 2 semesters – general study University of Idaho –
2 semesters – journalism Matanuska-Susitna College – 1 semester
University of Idaho – 3 semesters – B.A. in Journalism

 

 What if the above names were switched with the corresponding education?  Would the Dems be “qualified” with that educational background?  Never thought race had anything to do with education.  Things that make you go hmmmm…

October 17, 2008 Posted by | McCain, Obama, Palin | Leave a comment

Great performances

MANNY RAMIREZ:  This man has had one of the most impressive playoff performances I have ever seen.  Every time I would see him at bat, he got a hit.  When he did not get a hit, it was because he was being intentionally walked.

vs. Phillies:  15 at bats 8 hits 7 rbi 7 walks .533 batting avg.

vs. Cubs:  10 at bats 5 hits 3 rbi 4 walks .500 batting avg.

The Dodgers would have been a sub-.500 team without Manny’s half season, so in the words of John Malkovich’s Teddy KGB in Rounders “Pay that man his money!’  Manny can be Manny all day long on my team.

...dreads and all!

...dreads and all!

JAMAL WILLIAMS:  This beast of a man blew the probowl center of the Patriots, Dan Koppen, about 4 yards back off the line into the running back to make the tackle.  Check it out at the 1:22 mark in the video:
This was the best football play I’ve seen since the Lavar Leap:
POOR PERFORMANCE:  OBAMA AND MCCAIN
I hate when politicians and the media beat an idea into the ground ad nauseum like they did in the debate last night.  Case in point, Joe the Plumber.  Fuck him!  I don’t want to hear another word about this guy.  He is a nobody, so leave him where he may be in Nobodyville USA.  Just like I feel for everyone else from the rotten state of Ohio, Who Cares?
Who Cares?  He's probably a Buckeye fan.

Who Cares? He's probably a Buckeye fan.

October 16, 2008 Posted by | Joe Plumber, Manny Ramirez | Leave a comment

Obama Tax Calculator Widget

Pretty cool that Obama has gone and quantified his “rhetoric.”  Politicians talk talk talk, but at the end of the day, “Joe 6-pack” wants to know how these policies will affect him as an individual.

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October 15, 2008 Posted by | Obama, Politics | , | Leave a comment

McCain’s decision

If choosing Sarah Palin as a running mate is any indication of McCain’s ability to make good decisions, we are fucked as a country if he wins!  That woman is a walking trainwreck!

I’m surprised Palin did as “well,” relatively speaking, as she did in the VP debates.  Basically, she didn’t win anything for the party, but she didn’t lose anything either.  Who goes into a debate and the first thing they say is that I’m not going to answer any questions I dont want to.  That’s the fucking point of a debate!  Talk about ALL the issues that she and McCain are going to have to deal with…God forbid…if they win.

It seems every word that has come out of her mouth during the interviews prior was just idiotic.  One word dumber than the last.  That Katie Couric interview was an abomination.  Palin can’t name any news publications that she reads because she reads them all.  She’s probably reading my blog right now!  She doesn’t know any Superior Court decisions she was against, except the obvious in Roe v. Wade.  Somebody probably had to tell her it was a SC case.  She doesn’t know any bills that McCain has passed, for she will “find some and bring ’em to ya.”

The woman is a walking soundbyte.  She is hot though!

if its an edit job, its a damn good one!

if its an edit job, its a damn good one!

October 3, 2008 Posted by | Politics | Leave a comment

Palin bashing

Chris Rock, hands down the smartest comedian out there, commented on Ms. Palin.  He talked about the photo of her posing with the moose she shot, and compared that to Michael Vick’s jail sentence.  I thought the funniest line of the bit was:

“Who do we have running for president, John McCain? Good for him. John McCain. 72 years old. He was too old ten years ago. He’s so old he used to own Sidney Poitier.  He’s so old he hired his nurse to be his Vice President!”

Yeah, I said it!

Yeah, I said it!

 

More bashing takes me to Stephen Colbert.  Oh man, I didn’t pay much attention to him, but his ridiculousness made me a fan in this single episode.  He interviews the President of the National Organization for Women (NOW), Kim Gandy.

COLBERT:  Who is the National Organization for Women supporting in the 2008 election?

GANDY:  Obama/Biden

COLBERT:  So you’re discriminating against Sarah Palin?

GANDY:  We are, but not because of her gender, but because of her positions.

COLBERT:  About women.  Are you the National Organization for Some Women?  

GANDY:  We are for all women.

COLBERT:  But not for Sarah Palin.  That’s kind of a strange omission to single out this 1 woman, and go “No, not you bad!”  Unless wait a second…Are you saying that Sarah Palin is not a woman?  Cuz if you’re saying that, this could be a bombshell that would get me great ratings.  Are you saying that Sarah Palin has got some junk downtown?

GANDY:  Oh (deep breath)

COLBERT:  You’re not willing to say it, but if you actually think Sarah Palin is a man, just say “you believe women should have equal rights.”

GANDY:  I believe women should have equal rights.

COLBERT:  Loud and clear.  Good news fellaz.  You’re not sexist, you’re gay!

Stephen Colbert is a funny man, if you’re a Democrat.

September 30, 2008 Posted by | Politics | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin vs. Miss South Carolina

WHICH OF THE BELOW SEEM TO BE A MORE INTELLIGENT ANSWER?

COURIC: Why isn’t it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries? … Instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions.

shore up this, and shore up that...

shore up this, and shore up that...

OR

QUESTION: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.”

such as THE Iran

such as THE Iran

WOW, THAT’S A TOUGH ONE!  BOTH ANSWERS HAVE AN INTELLECTUAL VALUE OF ZERO!   AT LEAST YOU CAN FOLLOW MISS SOUTH CAROLINA’S TRAIN OF THOUGHT SOMEWHAT.  PALIN IS ALL OVER THE PLACE, NONE OF WHICH ANSWER THAT ACTUAL QUESTION ASKED.  SHE JUST THREW OUT A BUNCH OF BUZZ WORDS…LIKE OH!

MAYBE PALIN’S BELIEFS ON ABORTION LET ONE SLIP THROUGH THE GOALIE.  THAT CRAZY NIGHT IN SOUTH CAROLINA, SHE SLIPPED, FELL, AND LANDED ON SOME HICK’S DICK.  9 MONTHS LATER, SHE SPIT OUT THE FIRST OF HER…WHAT’S REALLY…6 CHILDREN.  THEY BOTH SEEM TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH GEOGRAPHY, ANNNND THEY BOTH HAVE THAT SAME DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK…LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER.

September 26, 2008 Posted by | Politics | 2 Comments

The Obama bond

While watching Sportscenter today, I thought to myself “Which of my friends is it that knows someone on the Oregon State football coaching staff?”  Oh yeah, it’s Barack Obama.

I don’t fuckin know Obama!  I wish I did though.

What he has done is something amazing.  He has touched each and every one of us…Democrats and Independents at least…where we feel like we know him.  We know his story.  We can relate to his story, so much that we feel like we know him…as one of our friends.

Vote Barry aka Barack! 

Btw, Check this out…

Don't be like Kim...in more ways than one!  She IS haut tho!

Don't be like Kim! She IS haut though!

If You are voting for Obama….
Please, please, please advise everyone you know that they absolutely cannot go to the polls wearing any Obama shirts, pins or hats, it is against the law and will be grounds to have the polling officials to turn you away. That is considered campaigning and no one can campaign within a certain amount of feet of the polls. They are banking on us being excited and not being aware of this long standing law that you can bet will be enforced this year!

They are banking that if you are turned away you will not go home and change your clothes. Please just don’t wear Obama gear of any sorts to the polls! Please share this information, oh and for those of you who were already aware this was not meant to insult your intelligence. Just trying to cover all grounds.

September 25, 2008 Posted by | Politics | Leave a comment

Mr. Presidential Candidate

John McCain claims that he forsaw the current economic downfall of these companies 2 years ago.  Way to be proactive about our country Mr. Presdential Candidate!

September 17, 2008 Posted by | Politics | Leave a comment

Armageddon

Armageddon?  With the hurricanes, the financial conditions, gas, and whatever else…I feel like armageddon is upon us.

September 16, 2008 Posted by | Politics | Leave a comment